7,843 notesmaybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
106,094 notespeople from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
36,198 notesSo we had to call the apartment repair guys
They came
To our
Apartment.
oh god
18,272 notesmy mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him