hypnus:

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

thechampagneandthestars:

people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality

isaisanisa:

So we had to call the apartment repair guys

They came

To our

Apartment.

oh god

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him