ifyoucarryonthisway:

you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ 

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

pontmercyfriend:

i just want jehan to be like sweet and kind but then someone says shit and he’s just like
‘im gonna write poetry (✿◠‿◠) ’
‘with your blood (✿ʘ‿ʘ)’